GRANDAMMIONE SHINE · ONE GANGWear the gang. Bring your attitude.
Leave the sensible decisions to Ludvig.
PICK YOUR SIDE OF THE CHAOS
Find your collection.
Hair is optional. Personality isn’t.
HAND-PICKED. QUESTIONABLY SUPERVISED.
GrandAmmi picked the shine. Ludvig picked the comfort. The Duck picked something he probably shouldn’t.
Six picks. Zero sensible dress codes.
DECISION-MAKING IS OVERRATED
Can’t choose? The Duck has questionable taste and excellent confidence.
THE BALD GANG FACTORY
The boss has the attitude. Ludvig has the clipboard. The Duck has somehow approved his own beer budget.
FROM THE FACTORY. WITH VARYING SUPERVISION.
Latest workshop note
THE FIRST DROP · CONFIRMED
Production is arranged at the Bald Gang Factory up in the merry north, and the first drop is open for pre-orders.
Ludvig has the quality-control clipboard. The Duck has requested a beer allowance. One of these helps production.
NEXT ON LUDVIG’S CLIPBOARD
We’ll share photos of physical samples, garment details and workshop milestones here as they’re ready.
The Duck’s application for Head of Quality Control is still under review.
Shop the first drop ↗THE WHOLE GANG · ALL 39 DESIGNS
T-shirts, hoodies and a few questionable undergarments.
Ludvig would like you to check the sizes.
Pick your delivery country and currency. Ludvig will count from there.
Checking the coin chest… ECB rates via Frankfurter ↗
Try another collection. He can’t have taken everything.
THE FIRST DROP · LUDVIG HAS A PLAN
This is a pre-order: pay in full now, with expected delivery January–March 2027. The gang is making your gear. The Duck is making excuses.
PRE-ORDER OPEN · EXPECTED Q1 2027Choose your design and EU size. Add it to My Loot. Taking fashion advice from the Duck is entirely optional.
Check your loot, delivery country and total. Pay securely with Stripe. One shipping charge. No Duck maths.
Your confirmation lands by email. Follow Workshop updates for samples and progress. If the delivery schedule changes, we’ll email you too.
BEFORE YOU JOIN THE GANG
Ludvig has answers. The Duck has opinions.
Yes, legend. The first drop is open for pre-orders. Pick your trouble and head to the till.
The full amount is paid when you order. This is a pre-order, with expected delivery January–March 2027.
Ludvig has circled Q1 2027: January–March. Follow Workshop updates for progress. We’ll email you if the schedule changes.
99 NOK / $12.99 / £12.99 per order, in Norway and abroad. Any destination-specific tax or import information is shown before payment.
Standard EU sizes are listed on each product page. Need fit advice? Ask the gang before ordering. For returns, see our returns & withdrawal terms.
ONE SHINE. ONE GANG.